| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Advertising | Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
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| Hunting | A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to go out and kill something.
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| Insurance | I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
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| Journalists | Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.
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| Love | Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
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| Outdoors | I am the kind of man who would never notice an oriole building a nest unless it came and built it in my hat in the hat room of the club.
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